Monday, August 19, 2013

"But the worst thing I ever done..."

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Today, I've decided to count down some of my most embarrassing moments until I get to "the worst thing I ever done." I'll warn you, it's pretty embarrassing and you may never think of me the same. I'd like to thank Chunk from the Goonies for giving me my inspiration:

I can't read that without laughing (and cringing). Alright, enough stalling (*disclaimer: I speak better English than this, but I'm trying to stick with the Chunk "worst thing I ever done" theme, just in case you were worried lol). 

--The worst thing I ever done.. wasn't sticking a bead up my nose at the mall. I guess it wasn't all that embarrassing because I was like 3. But still, we had go to the doctor's to get it out.

--The worst thing I ever done.. wasn't when a boy pulled out my chair as I was sitting down and I fell on the floor in front of my entire 9th grade Spanish class. I fall all the time, so that was just a drop in the bucket.

--The worst thing I ever done.. wasn't the time I tripped over my own two feet and fell flat on my face (my nose literally hit the dirt) trying to slide into 2nd base in middle school softball. Again, I'm a spaz, and sliding was not my thing.

--The worst thing I ever done.. wasn't falling down the whole flight of steps on my first Thanksgiving at Brian's parents' house. Yup, you said it, klutz.

--The worst thing I ever done.. wasn't eating wayyy too many mashed potatoes (I like to call them 'tatoes) at Brian's fraternity's spring formal. We hadn't eaten all day in preparation, and I was starving. I seriously couldn't eat or even think about tatoes for over a year after this incident. I mean just look at how much mashed potatoes are on my plate, gross (and that was only my first serving!): 

--The worst thing I ever done.. wasn't even the time that I talked about pantyhose in front of a Pennsylvania Supreme Court Justice. To be fair, I was at a Moot Court colloquium (like a training session) and I was asking a question about the dress code at competitions and didn't realize he had walked in. Talk about awkward. 

-- But the WORST thing I ever done.. okay I'll talk! So one time when I was 20 I was hanging out with some people I didn't know too well and I was sitting next to this boy and he had really bad sunburn and he was peeling and... (WARNING, turn away now if you don't want to know!!) I absentmindedly reached out and peeled off a piece of his skin! I wish I was kidding. As soon as it happened, I was like: 

I never felt so bad in my entire life. When he asked what in the h-e-double hockey sticks I was doing, I had no answer because IDK WHAT IN THE HECK I WAS THINKING! (I wasn't thinking!!) WHO IN LUCIFER'S REACH DOES THAT? Me, and only me, apparently. Needless to say, I never hung out with that guy ever again.... And that is the WORST thing I ever done.

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  1. OMG Jessica~ that is hilarious! LMAO. Sunburns were are regular thing growing up with all us fair skinned kids and we'd totally "peel" off each others sunburned skin. At least you lived to tell the tale!

  2. Okay, we must be blogging soul mates. I also stuck a bead up my nose when I was three and had to go to the hospital to get it removed! Lol. I remember pitching a fit and a million nurses having to hold me down. So glad I'm not alone! Ha ha.

    As for the worse thing you've ever may have been humiliating, but I can see where you're coming from. Some things just pulling a stray hair off of a stranger's back when you're behind them.

    Thanks for the laugh!

  3. Hahahahaha! You are too funny and that is pretty gross but I can see the draw.

  4. Wow. That was pretty bad. I think I would have done the same thing too.

    Happy Weekend.

  5. I would peel skin… not absentmindedly though - I would be very, very focused because HOW CAN YOU JUST LEAVE IT!? It's begging to be peeled, stranger or loved one - I'll peel your skin.
    Does that make me more or less weird than you? haha


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