"But the worst thing I ever done..."

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Today, I've decided to count down some of my most embarrassing moments until I get to "the worst thing I ever done." I'll warn you, it's pretty embarrassing and you may never think of me the same. I'd like to thank Chunk from the Goonies for giving me my inspiration:

I can't read that without laughing (and cringing). Alright, enough stalling (*disclaimer: I speak better English than this, but I'm trying to stick with the Chunk "worst thing I ever done" theme, just in case you were worried lol). 

--The worst thing I ever done.. wasn't sticking a bead up my nose at the mall. I guess it wasn't all that embarrassing because I was like 3. But still, we had go to the doctor's to get it out.

--The worst thing I ever done.. wasn't when a boy pulled out my chair as I was sitting down and I fell on the floor in front of my entire 9th grade Spanish class. I fall all the time, so that was just a drop in the bucket.

--The worst thing I ever done.. wasn't the time I tripped over my own two feet and fell flat on my face (my nose literally hit the dirt) trying to slide into 2nd base in middle school softball. Again, I'm a spaz, and sliding was not my thing.

--The worst thing I ever done.. wasn't falling down the whole flight of steps on my first Thanksgiving at Brian's parents' house. Yup, you said it, klutz.

--The worst thing I ever done.. wasn't eating wayyy too many mashed potatoes (I like to call them 'tatoes) at Brian's fraternity's spring formal. We hadn't eaten all day in preparation, and I was starving. I seriously couldn't eat or even think about tatoes for over a year after this incident. I mean just look at how much mashed potatoes are on my plate, gross (and that was only my first serving!): 

--The worst thing I ever done.. wasn't even the time that I talked about pantyhose in front of a Pennsylvania Supreme Court Justice. To be fair, I was at a Moot Court colloquium (like a training session) and I was asking a question about the dress code at competitions and didn't realize he had walked in. Talk about awkward. 

-- But the WORST thing I ever done.. okay I'll talk! So one time when I was 20 I was hanging out with some people I didn't know too well and I was sitting next to this boy and he had really bad sunburn and he was peeling and... (WARNING, turn away now if you don't want to know!!) I absentmindedly reached out and peeled off a piece of his skin! I wish I was kidding. As soon as it happened, I was like: 


I never felt so bad in my entire life. When he asked what in the h-e-double hockey sticks I was doing, I had no answer because IDK WHAT IN THE HECK I WAS THINKING! (I wasn't thinking!!) WHO IN LUCIFER'S REACH DOES THAT? Me, and only me, apparently. Needless to say, I never hung out with that guy ever again.... And that is the WORST thing I ever done.