Thursday, March 13, 2014

Dear Pizza Delivery Guy

... Sorry my dogs always go crazy when you ring the doorbell. They are only expressing the same feelings of excitement outwardly that I am experiencing inwardly.

... So sorry that I greet you out on the porch before you even get the chance to ring the doorbell because my dogs and I saw you coming and I'm starving.

... Why don't you ever bring a pen that works?

... How do you drive around with all those pizzas in the car and not eat them all? Also, how do they not fall? And how do those heating bags work?


... Why can't you ever find my house?

... No this large pizza, mozzarella sticks, and cannoli are not all for me. Umm my friends are down the basement..

... No, I'm not watching a Christmas movie in March.

... THANK YOU! Pizza has never let me down.


I obviously order way too much pizza haha, how often do you order pizza and what do you wish the delivery person knew about you? 
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14 comments:

  1. Haha! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who jumps for excitement when the pizza comes. And I'm glad I'm not the only one who watches Christmas movies in March. :D

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  2. This post is pure, pizza perfection.

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  3. Haha this post makes me want pizza! I have yet to order pizza to my own place, I think this needs to change soon.

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  4. Here's an interesting fact when I lived in Charlotte I could not get pizza delivered to my apartment, now I can and I do! I love it when I can get food and never put on shoes or a bra.

    Yes how to they keep the pizza's from falling in the car, great question!

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  5. This is amazing! We looooooove to order pizza but don't do it very often. Our dog also goes nuts and I have to trick her into thinking the people are at the back door so I can let her out in the yard while I deal with the pizza man and simultaneously push the cat back with my foot so he doesn't go bolting through the door!! Also--Christmas movies in march for the win!

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  6. My husband always gets pizza at work so he doesn't want it enough at home. I could eat it every two weeks but probably only get it once a month. I always forget to turn the porch light on and I feel bad when the guy is out there in the dark. I want him to know we aren't creepy, just forgetful!

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  7. We used to do pizza night like once a week or so. I totally still order it a few times per month right now, but I'm getting better at making it last 2-3 meals since I'm all by my lonesome. I loooove pizza. The greasy kind. None of this veggie packed, thin crust, healthy business. If I'm doing pizza night, I'm DOING pizza night!

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  8. Haha, I just wish I could actually get pizza delivered. Instead of having to drive 15 miles into town to feed my need for garlic breadstick! :)

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  9. haha I would order pizza so much more if my parents didn't dislike it! I always feel like I need to apologize to them for my dog going crazy too.

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  10. I love pizza! And I love being lazy and having food delivered to me :)

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  11. "Why don't you ever bring a pen that works?" Yes! Usually Pete gets the door but last time I did and the pen wouldn't write for SHIT. So I leave the door open and the pizza guy standing outside while I try to make it work on the kitchen counter. I mean, sorry but I'm not inviting a stranger inside. haha

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  12. I live in a condo complex, where the numbering system makes NO sense. Just call me if you cannot find my building. Better yet, why don't all delivery places make a map of the complex for their drivers!

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  13. Hahaha this is so funny! I feel like I need to order more pizza now!

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  14. Haha this made me laugh & now I want to order pizza.

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