... So sorry that I greet you out on the porch before you even get the chance to ring the doorbell because my dogs and I saw you coming
... Why don't you ever bring a pen that works?
... How do you drive around with all those pizzas in the car and not eat them all? Also, how do they not fall? And how do those heating bags work?
... Why can't you ever find my house?
... No this large pizza, mozzarella sticks, and cannoli are not all for me. Umm my friends are down the basement..
... No, I'm not watching a Christmas movie in March.
... THANK YOU! Pizza has never let me down.
I obviously order way too much pizza haha, how often do you order pizza and what do you wish the delivery person knew about you?