"I'll take you on a ride, on the end of my shoe, right to the moon!"
A man at my mom's work said he'd like to "ride" some woman who walked by. My Mom was grossed out and retorted with the above quote. Bahaha good one, Mom!
"Why don't adults just wear diapers so we don't have to have toilets anymore? It'd save a lot of money."
I'll give you one guess who said this. If you guessed Taylor, you're right. We were in the car one day and she said this literally out of nowhere. Umm yea nasty.
"If you were a keyboard letter you'd be my type."
"If you were a book I'd check you out."
"If you were on the McDonald's menu you'd be a McBeautiful."
"If you sneezed I'd want to say God Bless You but God already did."
"I need a bandaid because I scraped my knee falling for you."
These are the pick-up lines that Mitchell is apparently giving out to his friends at school to use to pick up girls! He said he made up some and heard the others from his friends. 10 year olds, they are just so funny! I find this absolutely hilarious hahaha! Have a great weekend guys! Cross your fingers we find a house we like!