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"I'll take you on a ride, on the end of my shoe, right to the moon!"
A man at my mom's work said he'd like to "ride" some woman who walked by. My Mom was grossed out and retorted with the above quote. Bahaha good one, Mom!
"Why don't adults just wear diapers so we don't have to have toilets anymore? It'd save a lot of money."
I'll give you one guess who said this. If you guessed Taylor, you're right. We were in the car one day and she said this literally out of nowhere. Umm yea nasty.
"If you were a keyboard letter you'd be my type."
"If you were a book I'd check you out."
"If you were on the McDonald's menu you'd be a McBeautiful."
"If you sneezed I'd want to say God Bless You but God already did."
"I need a bandaid because I scraped my knee falling for you."
These are the pick-up lines that Mitchell is apparently giving out to his friends at school to use to pick up girls! He said he made up some and heard the others from his friends. 10 year olds, they are just so funny! I find this absolutely hilarious hahaha! Have a great weekend guys! Cross your fingers we find a house we like!
Your family is absolutely hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI saw a guy on facebook write on his gf's wall, "If you were a font, you'd be FINE print." I think the sappy pick up lines are too funny.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!
Those pick up lines KILL me! Too funny!! I'm pretty sure if we wore diapers it would be a hell of a lot more money ;) Diapers are freaking expensive hah!
ReplyDeleteI just want to add the God Bless You one into my normal vocabulary. Hilarious. Ten year olds are quite funny!
ReplyDeleteHaha I bet those 10 year old girls are just swept off your feet from those awesome pick up lines!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the pick up line advice, I bet those 10 year old girls are just giggling away. :)
ReplyDeleteThose pickup lines are too funny!! Good luck on the house hunting this weekend! :)
ReplyDeletehahahah hilarious. cheesy pick up lines from kids are adorable...from adult men, not so much
ReplyDelete-kathy | Vodka and Soda
Fingers crossed! That last one is pure genius....may have to hold onto a few of those ;-)
ReplyDelete~Amanda~ Meet @ the Barre
Hahaha this blog title is too much. Sooo funny. I might have to use a few of those lines! ;)
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh your blog title and the sneeze line have me cracking up! Good stuff!
ReplyDeleteYour family seems like they would be fun to hangout with. Love the pickup lines! lol.
ReplyDeletePickup lines are always good for a laugh. I had a guy use this one on me once "Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away!"
ReplyDeleteI laughed awkwardly and then he walked away. haha
Bahahahaha... your mom cracks me up!!!!
ReplyDeleteI love the sneeze pick up line!
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