Friday, March 7, 2014

If you were on the McDonald's menu you'd be a McBeautiful

Yay it's Friday and it's time for Wise Words of the Week again, and boy do I have some hilarious quotes for you this week mwahahaha


"I'll take you on a ride, on the end of my shoe, right to the moon!"

A man at my mom's work said he'd like to "ride" some woman who walked by. My Mom was grossed out and retorted with the above quote. Bahaha good one, Mom!

"Why don't adults just wear diapers so we don't have to have toilets anymore? It'd save a lot of money."

I'll give you one guess who said this. If you guessed Taylor, you're right. We were in the car one day and she said this literally out of nowhere. Umm yea nasty.

"If you were a keyboard letter you'd be my type."
"If you were a book I'd check you out."
"If you were on the McDonald's menu you'd be a McBeautiful."
"If you sneezed I'd want to say God Bless You but God already did."
"I need a bandaid because I scraped my knee falling for you."

These are the pick-up lines that Mitchell is apparently giving out to his friends at school to use to pick up girls! He said he made up some and heard the others from his friends. 10 year olds, they are just so funny! I find this absolutely hilarious hahaha! Have a great weekend guys! Cross your fingers we find a house we like!
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15 comments:

  1. Your family is absolutely hilarious!

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  2. I saw a guy on facebook write on his gf's wall, "If you were a font, you'd be FINE print." I think the sappy pick up lines are too funny.

    Have a great weekend!

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  3. Those pick up lines KILL me! Too funny!! I'm pretty sure if we wore diapers it would be a hell of a lot more money ;) Diapers are freaking expensive hah!

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  4. I just want to add the God Bless You one into my normal vocabulary. Hilarious. Ten year olds are quite funny!

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  5. Haha I bet those 10 year old girls are just swept off your feet from those awesome pick up lines!

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  6. I LOVE the pick up line advice, I bet those 10 year old girls are just giggling away. :)

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  7. Those pickup lines are too funny!! Good luck on the house hunting this weekend! :)

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  8. hahahah hilarious. cheesy pick up lines from kids are adorable...from adult men, not so much

    -kathy | Vodka and Soda

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  9. Fingers crossed! That last one is pure genius....may have to hold onto a few of those ;-)
    ~Amanda~ Meet @ the Barre

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  10. Hahaha this blog title is too much. Sooo funny. I might have to use a few of those lines! ;)

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  11. Oh my gosh your blog title and the sneeze line have me cracking up! Good stuff!

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  12. Your family seems like they would be fun to hangout with. Love the pickup lines! lol.

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  13. Pickup lines are always good for a laugh. I had a guy use this one on me once "Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away!"

    I laughed awkwardly and then he walked away. haha

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