Sunday, January 5, 2014

Itsy Bitsy Oops

So I fell off the wagon, the wagon turned around the corner, I rolled down the street, and the wagon was long gone. So much for Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny. But it's okay, I found the wagon and I'm climbing back on it again (I may have just taken that analogy a little too far, oops). I did pretty well with food in the weeks leading up to Christmas, but then Christmas Eve came and all was lost. Between the fact that it's a new month and new year with no "eating" holidays for a few months, and the fact that I am finally starting to get into a routine with work and meals and everything, I really think I can get my bad food habits under control and start exercising more. I ordered this bike off Amazon and I love it so far. It folds up so we can put it away, but we actually just leave it out. I plan on using it for at least 30 minutes 4-5x per week while watching TV or reading (it's pretty quiet so that's awesome). Also, have any of you done the Advocare 10-day herbal cleanse? I've heard good things about it, but it makes me nervous a little because I had gastritis for like 3 months. Is it rough on your stomach? Did you have any other symptoms? 

I have to tell you a story though. A few weeks ago my mom and I were grocery shopping. She was looking at hams and I was standing with the cart, when I hear "damnnnn" and then a few seconds later, a whistle. I look up disgustedly, and there is a man staring hard at my butt. I look over at my mom (who has no idea as she is thoroughly engrossed in finding the biggest ham haha), and look down at my feet. When I look back up, this man is literally walking around my general vicinity staring at me/my butt. At one point he got within a few feet of me. I stood frozen and shocked, and finally called to my mom that we need to leave.

While it doesn't sound like much, it was mortifying. I am going to lose weight (especially off my butt!!) if it is the last thing I do! Linking up with Sarah. P.S. I set up my ad store with Passionfruit this weekend and I have 2 swap spots and 1 Silver spot left!!
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  1. Girl, I would take that daaaammmmnnnn as a compliment!! I mean, of all the people, I get it. My butt is huge, but really, why can't big butts attract the Ryan Gosslings of the world?!?!?!?!?

  2. Take the damn as a compliment and keep working your ass off. Glad you found the wagon and climbed back aboard. ;)

  3. Wow...I can't believe someone did that! That's so inconsiderate, even though I'm sure he thought he was just giving a compliment. Still though!

    You can do it! Keep up the positive attitude! :)

  4. Even though it was a compliment, it's still so rude! Glad I have another partner on the wagon!

  5. I feel you about falling off the wagon! We'll get back on it. That was definitely rude of him to just walk around and stare, but take the daaaaamn as a compliment too! I've had a big booty all my life, I've learned to embrace it! "I like big butts and I cannot lie!"

  6. Sooooo awkward! Why do men think that is okay? Think it, stare if you HAVE to, but ew, how obnoxious!

  7. Haha girl falling off the wagon is a part of my life on a regular basis!

    Ps. I would have punched that dude in the nuts. I yelled at a homeless man one time for cat calling me. I take no mercy on gross men.

    1. bahahaha! yeah, what she said!
      Oh, and when your wagon is working good again, can you swing by and pick me up, please? thankssss!!

  8. I would take that daaaaaaaaaamn as a compliment too! But comments like that are still weird and time I was at a PetSmart with my puppy who was(and is still) not trained on a leash. She was dragging me all over the store, and when I went to pay, the cashier dude said that me having a hard time with my dog was a turn on and then asked if I was single....uh, awkward much?

  9. I love your wagon analogy, so funny.

    I think it was a compliment but you should have just looked at him and said to bad I can't say the same. :)


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