Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Is Ozzy Osbourne the guy from Oz?

The men in my life really do say some hilarious stuff, so when I saw this "Sh*t Men Say" link up that Danae and Amanda started I just had to participate. 

Sh*t Brian says:

- "Math is my life." Yup, once I caught those words coming out of Brian's mouth. Now I think it was in the context of him complaining about homework in college, but still, can you said Nerd Alert?

- "I want an owl so bad! I never realized how bad I wanted an owl before." This was a random outburst while he was on his computer. Never had he mentioned before how badly he wanted an owl, and it hasn't been mentioned again (okay, except for when I make fun of him about it).


- "Pillow wrap-around thingies" On Brian's shopping list for his apartment a few years ago, in reference to pillowcases. His mom and I got a kick out of that.

- "This isn't weird. It's not what it looks like." As he rode on our exercise bike in jeans while trying to use the computer. And yes, I made it into a gif!



- "Our DirecTV bill isn't that expensive... No, you can't see the bill." Uh huh, we have DVR (that's for me), NFL Sunday Ticket (for Brian) and NHL Center Ice (also for Brian), so I can pretty much guarantee our bill costs more than my car payment haha. Oh well, we all have our things ;-)

Sh*t my brothers say:

- "Where is the mantle? Is it in the back room?" My dad built my mom a new mantle for the fireplace in their finished basement, and my 23-year old brother Cory wanted to see it. He went down the basement and yelled that. We let him figure that one out on his own. He later told us he had to Google the word mantle hahaha.

-"Isn't Ozzy Osbourne the guy from Oz the Great and Powerful?" Nope, not even close Mitch, but good try.


Thanks Danae and Amanda for the link up, it's such a great idea!!

Duh! Danae!
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20 comments:

  1. Pillow wrap around thingies!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I love the GIF and I remember that Snapchat too.

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  2. LOL! the mantle!! and Ozzy! too funny. how is it that men can be brilliant and dumb at the same time?

    kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  3. I think using an exercise bike while on the computer is BRILLIANT. I want one for my desk at work ha.

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  4. Pillow wrap around thingies! And I am dying at the GIF. Is he sure it wasn't what it looked like... I mean, what else could it be? Too funny!

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  5. then I found a new name for pillowcases that is just amazing!

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  6. guys are so oblivious! holy crap.

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  7. ""This isn't weird. It's not what it looks like."" Laughed so hard at this and the gif that Johnny Cakes came RUNNING across the room to see what the commotion was about! Bahahaha!

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  8. Pillow wrap around thingies. Bahahahaha! That.is.awesome.

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  9. hahaha I love that you made a gif of Brian on the bike with his computer. Too funny!

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  10. Your man is giffable. That. Is GOLDEN.

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  11. Well pillow wrap-around thingies is actually really smart. I mean a case makes it sound hard so I can see where the terminology escaped him! I am the worst at identifying actors when they are characters in something so I feel for your brother but that is quite the stretch!

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  12. What your brother said about ozzy is hilarious! You have some funny men in your life!

    Angi@ cantbuymelovvve.blogspot.com

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  13. LOLOLOL I love that your brother had to google "mantle"

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  14. Pillow wrap around thingies...golden! I'm also cracking up at the gif...I remember getting that Snapchat! Ha ha.

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  15. Hahhah...men are hilarious...and they don't even know it sometimes ;) I love this! I think the funniest thing my husband has said lately was; "I had Pandora on ALL day and Wrecking Ball didn't come on ONCE!" ... bahah, I love him.

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  16. Hahaha so funny. The "pillow wrap around thingies" really threw me for a loop! I would have guessed he meant those weird airplane neck pillow things.

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  17. My husband suddenly became obsessed with falcons one day... out of nowhere. And he will randomly bring up how tough and cool and fast they are. His obsession got so bad that his co-workers bought him a stuffed falcon that screeches when you squeeze it. It's like his pride and joy. BTW he's 34. haha

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