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How did I get this injury, you ask? Brian was in the bedroom, and I went into our bathroom to pee and left the door cracked open so I could still continue telling Brian whatever story was so important at the time. I pull my PJ pants down and go to sit down on the toilet, all while still blabbing away. Well I was too distracted to look before I sat down, so instead of plopping down centered on the toilet like a normal human being, I missed and sat down more towards the right, so the rim of the toilet went right in between my legs (I hope this makes sense). And when I say sat down, I more like just let my body fall down full speed onto the seat, because I apparently am so super confident in my toilet-sitting skills. Well, it hurt! I cried like a baby for
Told you I'm a spaz. The worst part is that this isn't even the first time this has happened. Last time I was waddling around for a week afterwards. Linking up with Kathy!
My cousins kid did that and fell off the toilet. She cried so hard her mom called an ambulance. I have no idea how the EMT kept a straight face.
ReplyDeleteOH my gosh. I'm sorry, that's not supposed to be funny, especially since you cried, but I'm really laughing hard now! Gosh, I hope your butt region heals up!
ReplyDeleteohhhh you poor thing! i hope it stops hurting soon. i will tell you, on the night of my wedding no less, after i got the bloody dress off, i slipped and fell ON the bathtub. like right on my freaking tailbone. I cried and cried and my new husband had to get me a ice pack and I cried like all night. It hurt for like a month afterwards, and now if I sit for too long it hurts. seriously. ow.
ReplyDeleteBahahahaha you crack me up, you should have taken pictures with your new camera. :)
ReplyDeleteyikes! sounds like you pulled your hammy or at least overstretched the ligament. take it easy and let it heal. but thanks for sharing that story and your poor vag and leg :(
ReplyDeletethanks for linking up!
-kathy
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AWWWW!!! I've done that. I'm sorrry!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI fall all the time in the bathroom.. I swear, it's out to get me!
LOL even as adults we do the craziest things.
ReplyDeleteOuch! Hope you start feeling better- what an awkward spot for a bruise!
ReplyDeleteOh, girl. This is hilarious! I'm sorry you're in so much pain--but I swear I've had the same thing happen to me!!!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, that sucks!! This is something that would happen to me too lol
ReplyDeleteOh my word! This has happened to me but never with long term effects! lol
ReplyDeleteI think a recreation video or pictures should be made in order to describe what this actually looked like!!! Tooooo funny!
ReplyDeleteIm sorry this was hilarious. If you really got injured could you imagine telling this to a doctor?? haha. I hope it gets better soon though but hey every time it hurts you have a funny story in your mind to ease the pain a bit lol
ReplyDeleteOuch, that sounds like it would hurt! I've had a couple times where I've sat too far to one side and almost fell off.
ReplyDeleteOuch! That totally sounds like something I'd do. One time, I wasn't paying attention and sat down on the toilet and started going while talking to my mom... only to find out that the toilet seat wasn't up. Yeahhhh, that was dumb.
ReplyDeletethis is why i don't talk to anyone while i pee. hahaha
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